Oh father dear, the truth is quite clear,
It’s a Mythical creature from a bygone year.
Riden by it’s deepest fear,
Death from a warrior’s spear,
As the vacant eye sheds a solitary tear.
But child, I’m sure your concern is most sincere,
While this verse reeks of "ears",
Never fail to check the _____!
A Scatterling too incredible for serious verse.